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Bernard Black runs his own bookshop even though he doesn't much like peoplewho buy books and hates having customers. Next door to Bernard's shop isthe Nifty Gifty gift shop run by Fran, probably Bernard's only friend inthe world,blu ray cheapest. When Bernard's accountant goes on the run Bernard employs stressvictim, Manny to help in his shop. This leads to a series of surrealadventures around the shop.

Meet Bernard Black,buy dvds. Bernard is an anti-social, heavy drinking chain-smokerwho owns a small London bookshop - an unusual vocation, given that hedetests customers and delights in physically and verbally abusing them atevery opportunity. His best (and only) friend in the world is his lunchtime drinking partner Fran, a neurotic and boyfriend-desperate woman whoowns the pretentious arts and crafts shop next to his. Bernard is cynical,abrasive and lazy, and is perfectly happy that way - but his life takes anunexpected turn when he sells 'The Little Book of Calm' to hyper-stressedaccountant Manny Bianco, who against all odds ends up swallowing it. Whenthe dust is settled, Manny will have a new job, Fran will have a newfriend, and Bernard's life will be far more surreal (if that's possible).